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Jerry: *sighs happily while feeding Amelio*

Amelio: *chewing on the spoon*

Max: *raises an eyebrow* You okay?

Jerry: Just remembering our first date~

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Max: *rowing a boat* I think I rowed far enough.

Jerry: Okay well this is good enough. *grabs the body bag and dumps it into the lake*

Max: You're so cute when you murder~ *kisses him hard*

Jerry: *kisses back hard holding onto him*

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Max: Oh yeah. That night we went back to a hotel, killed another couple and had sex on their corpses.

Jerry: Best sex of my life~

Carmey: I don't need to know your sex lives. *smashes a window and holds up a gun* You better lower down Amelio. The cops are after me again.

Jerry: Have we taught you nothing about getting caught???

Carmey: *rolls eyes* Getting caught is the fun of it!!

Max: In this family we murder and don't get caught!!

Carmey: I have no freedom!!

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