Damien: Swallowing piss is pretty gross.

Jake: Watching you take it in the ass is hot.

Damien: *blushes and pushes him* No it isn't!

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Evil Felix: I'm gonna carve your name after Johnny!

Evil Jerry: Why my name?

Evil Felix: I like you.

Evil Jerry: Can I carve it?

Evil Felix: Yes!

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Mel: I'd told you I'd make you my personal fucking toilet. *thrusts deeper into him*

Flaz: *gagged tied up in a bathroom stall*

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Flaz: *wakes up* Oh wow...

Mel: *still asleep*

Flaz: *hugs him tight* Please do that to me~ *snuggles into him*

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Mel: Do you ever get full?

Flaz: What do you mean?

Mel: I mean like when I piss in you. Do you ever get stuffed or full?

Flaz: Yeah and I feel like I'm about to pee myself.

Mel: Which I think is hot.

Flaz: *whines* There is nothing hot about accidentally peeing yourself at a McDonald's restaurant!!

Mel: for me there is.

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Max: Why can't we be like them? *points at Felix and Jerry*

Jamey: We are like that!

Max: *huffs and points again*

Jerry: *runs a knife slowly through his body* Your absolutely beautiful~

Felix: *blushes shuddering a bit* R-really?

Jerry: Absolutely~ I bet your insides are too~

Jamey: Because that's a nightmare relationship.

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Jerry: *bouncing in Felix's lap*

John: We're trying to eat

Felix: I-I am t-too~ *sucks on his nipple*

Jerry: *moans out and runs his hands through his hair*

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Farmer Max: Angelo gave birth!!

Cow Damien: *sleeping with Lucifer*

Farmer Felix: I gave birth!!

Bull Jake: *yawns*

Bull John: *licks Felix's face*

Cow Jerry: *moos and nuzzles up to Max*

Farmer Max: Cutie, but we already have so many kids

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Farmer Felix: Ah ha. What if we like traded our cows?

Farmer Max: ......

Farmer Jamey: we get what we get!!

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I fell asleep writing this XD

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Farmer Felix: Aww! *squishes Cow Jerrys cheeks*

Cow Jerry: *cooes*

Farmer Max: Fuck.

Bull John: *hugs him*

Farmer Jamey: I got my fazzy.

Cow Faz: *hugs his legs happily*

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