~ Like this happened yesterday in da morning ~

Me: *drawing random shit in my notebook while listening to the Simpsons*

Mom: Hey Evelyn I need to break a twenty. You have change?

Me: Ehhh... *trying to remember* Yeah? I think. *walks over to grab wallet*

Mom: Okay good because I need it for groceries.

Me: *checks wallet and takes out mad stack of cash*

Mom: *looks at it* ...... Why do you have so much money?

Me: Birthday money. *gives her change*

Mom: Oh. Thank you!

~ also ~

Me: You spent your money on ROBUX?!

Little sis: *huffs* I did! So what?!

Me: *shows her my money* You see this mad stack of cash?! You save your money not waste it on Robux!! *laughs*

Little sis: *hits me on the arm*

~ I'm bragging because I have like 200 and something dollars in my wallet with something cents and it's all in cash! ~