John: So have you guys thought about getting married?

Jake: ehh not really. We're taking it slow.

Damien: We just wanna experiment with each other for awhile.

Felix: wait so you guys have been doing the dirty for awhile now?

Jake: Yes?

Damien: Yeah like everyday.

John: W-what?! You both should be married if your sure it's gonna work. Sure it has it's ups and downs and maybe she'll say that she's cold and you can't do nothing about it, but yet she still complains and complains and complains that you just wanna jump out of the window and end it all!!

Jake: ..... How long have you guys been married for?

John: about 3 hours. Welcome to our honeymoon!!

Felix: *smiles*

Jake: Oh god.

Damien: Oof.

Jake: Damien? Will you never marry me?

Damien: *gasps* Of course! I'll never marry you. *kisses him*

Jake: *kisses back bringing him closer*

John: .........

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Simpsons scene that I thought was hilarious