Max: *in front of Jamey's house* You can't keep ignoring me!!

Jamey: *opens the window* Fuck off!

Max: *whines* Go on a date with me!!

Jamey: No!!

Max: My wife is mad at me!!

Jamey: So???

Max: He's not actually mad at me, I just want your wife and my wife to be together long enough for us to go on a date.

Jamey: ....... I'll get Faz.