Mike: Felix I think you're god.

Felix: Ah so you've finally accepted my proposal for a threesome that's now been turned into a foursome?

Mike: What? No. I'm saying I'm thankful for you, giving me Natty.

Felix: Oh! You tried Nat out. Was he great? He looked so cute!

Mike: He was amazing. But the weirdest thing is... he has a vagina.

Felix: What.

Mike: He has a vagina!

Felix; Yes I heard that part!!

Mike: I guess breeders only imagined they needed female parts.

Feliz: So.. can he... like grow breasts?

Mike: Maybe?

Felix: ..... Can I have him back?

Mike: What? No! *huffs* And you know what? He also has something else!

Felix: oh yeah?

Mike: He can grow teeth.

Felix: ..... *horrific realization* Down there?!

Mike: When I first did it, he was surprised and grew teeth. At first it hurt like hell, but then he calmed down and started grazing my cock with them. It was a fucking blissful experience.

Felix: Holy shit. JOHN?!

John: *pops his head out from above them* What?!

Mike: *jumps*

Felix: Can you do that?

John: No. only the ones that were made to be bred have that specific thing.

Felix: *whines* Can we get another one then?!

Tyler: *walks in* No way! We already have a perfectly good one right here. Breeder.

Felix: Ugh! No fair!!

John: Will tentacle sex make it up to you?

Felix: Yes, but only if I get to go first!!

John: fair enough. *drops down and picks him up* Bye person named Mike! *walks out*

Tyler: *follows after them Happily*

Mike: Okay bye??

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I'm having fun with the alien au

I can make up random shit about them cuz they're aliens