Faz: Hold still!

Koda: *splashing around* Boom! Boom! *grabs his toy boat and splashes it more*

Faz: Koda!!

Koda: *stops and looks at him*

Faz: Boat's don't splash.

Jamey: *walks in with more bath toys* that's right. The waves splash and sink the boat. Or you know what? The kraken does. *grins and gives a toy kraken to him*

Koda: *stares at it and starts crying*

Faz: Jamey!! You scared him!!

Jamey: What?? I love the Kraken! He's cool and evil and I played with him all the time!

Faz: *huffs*

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Nat: Smile! *takes a photo of Jamey and Faz holding Koda*

Koda: *squirming in his tuxedo*

Jamey: Sit still.

Faz: Please? I want our photo to look nice.

Olive: *slams his apple sparkling juice down* Yeah! Cuz CLEARLY you don't want us in the photo.

Oil: I've never been so rejected in my life.

Jamey: Stop drinking apple juice!

Olive: Never!

Nat: *a bit scared* Ah.. p-pose again please! Koda's blurry.

Jamey: *growls*

Koda: *growls back* I hate! *tries taking off the tuxedo*

Faz: Not again!

Oil: *pulls out booze and puts it in the apple juice*

Olive: Isn't that illegal?

Oil: It's the, cheap not strong at all, kind. *sips it*

Olive: Cool. *sips it*

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The family is a wreck, but they'll get better uwu