Chris: You're terrible to your kid.

Lucifer: *glares at him* You better not be judging how I raise my kid.

Chris: You bet I am.

Lucifer: Who are you, to watch, how I talk to my kid? *circles him*

Chris: *circles with him* It's my job, as a parent to view how any other kid plays with my kids. And your kidS need desperate help. I wasn't gonna say anything, but heck-

Lucifer: Then don't say shit.

Chris: but heck! They way your kids came in, they looked so depressed, they made me want to cry.

Lucifer: Like the bitch you are?

Chris: You better tone it down before I give off the first punch.

Lucifer: I'll give you the first- *raises his fist*

Angelo: *stops him* Lucy, are you both really gonna fight in a pre-school?

Lucifer: Yes!

Chris: No! And it's actually a combination of pre-school with kindergarten!

Lucifer+Chris: *glares at each other*

Angelo: *motions to the obvious kids*

Faz: *blinks owlishly at chris*

Jerry: *stares up at them*

Max: Woah.

Alex: is your dad gonna fight my dad? My dad is gonna win! *looks at Jamey*

Jamey: I hope your dad wins. *deadpans at Lucifer*

Lucifer: Traitor!

Angelo: Lucy!

John: *sipping apple juice*

Felix: *blinks* Can I hab your cookie? *looks at Tyler*

Tyler: No! Mine! *hides it*

Felix: *pouts*

Angelo: Outside! *pushes them both outside*

Chris: Watch it!

Lucifer: Angie-

Angelo: Don't you dare Angie me! We'll talk more when we get back home! Right now- *slams the door on them and looks back at the teacher smiling* So we were learning about new colors?

Teacher: *disheveled at what just happened and pushes her glasses up* O-oh yes! Um.. colors! Uh.. a baby sky blue!

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They both sat outside the classroom grumpily