Jerry: *looking at his mirror* Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the most fairest of them all? Me of course.

Max: *walks in the room* I beg to differ!

Jerry: *gasps and looks at him* And who else do you think is fairer?

Max: Snow whit- I mean Kerry! *holds out a photo and tapes it to the mirror*

Jerry: *watches him do it* Why Kerry?! Then I shall have her heart on a platter!

Max: It's I should.

Jerry: I should have her heart on a platter! Go out and kill her woodsman! *looks at Coal*

Coal: *salutes* Okeydoke!

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Kerry: *washing dishes*

Coco: *yawns and stretches, looking out the window*

Coal: *crawling up the wall and perches himself on it*

Coco: *hisses and looks at Kerry* They have come for you mistress!

Kerry: *gasps and looks at her* Who has come for me?

Coco: The queen has sent down the woodsman to steal your heart! Quickly! *pushes her out the back door and takes the cape* I will disguise two pigs as you!

Amelio: *dressed as a pig* Oink! Oink!

Amelia: Oink oink! *climbs onto his shoulders*

Amelio: *wobbles a bit, but stays steady*

Coco: *smiles and puts the cloak around them*

Kerry: *can't help but giggle* I-I'll leave it to you then! *runs out towards the wood*

Coal: *bursts in and holds up his "knife"*

Amelio: Daddy! *looks at him*

Amelia: whispers loudly: stay still!

Coal: *snorts* I-I can't kill these pigs.

Coco: No you can't. *smiles*

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Kerry: *stumbles her way through* Man this is such an elaborate plan to just have sex with me. *makes her way to the cottage and goes inside*

Mia: Kerry! *hugs her and kisses everywhere on her face*

Kerry: Hi~ So what was the big surprise-

Mia 2: Don't hog her!

Mia 3: I wanna hug her too!

Mia 4: I want kisses too!

Mia 5: Are we all gonna have sex?

Mia 6: I only want Kerry!

Mia 7: Which bed do we use?

Kerry: o-oh y-yeah! You p-play... the seven dwarves.

Mia: Relax, they're clones. *pushes her towards the room* Just choose what bed you want~

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Jerry: *pops up in the window* Are we still doing the bit where I "poison" you with the apple?

Mia: *blocks his vision* Nah she's to tired to do anything right now.

Jerry: Aw, I was gonna use strawberry shortcake instead. *gets up and walks away*

Mia: *closes the window and hops in the bed, kissing Kerry's cheek*

Kerry: *snuggles into her happily, covered in bite marks*

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Snow white everyone!