Carmey: Hey!! *slaps Amelio's back* Congrats on losing your virginity to your little boyfriend!

Amelio: *groans and rubs his back* Thanks, a lot.

Carmey: Ohhh, you're so cute! I remember losing my virginity!

Amelio: *rolls eyes* To Lavender?

Carmey: What? No, I wasn't with her at the time. I'm bi! I had boyfriends too.

Amelio: ah. So you boinked it with another guy?

Carmey; Yep!

Lavender: what are you fools talkin about? *puts Amelio in a chokehold*

Amelio: ah noo!! *squirms*

Carmey: Talking about virginities! Amelio just lost his!

Lavender: Ooh baby!! I'm so happy for you!! *pulls him into a bear hug before letting go*

Amelio: *groans* I'm play doh now.

Carmey: *snickers* Over dramatic son of a bitch.

Amelio: *sticks tongue out at her*

Lavender: *pinches his tongue, grinning*

Amelio: ow ow ow!

Carmey: Anyways, Love you bro! We're gonna go fuuuuuck. *pulls Lavender away*

Lavender: Bye big sore birdie! *sticks tongue out at him while walking away*

Amelio: Assholes!

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They love making fun of him cuz they're older