Ellie: *shaking lucifer* Dad- dad. Look. Dad look. Dad. Dad. Dad. DADDY! *slaps him*

Lucifer: *jolts awake* Ugh fucking what?!

Ellie: Look, it's my human slave. *pulls on Karl's leash*

Karl: H-hello.

Lucifer: Ew it's you.

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Link: Ellie, leave Karl alone. *taking pictures*

Ellie: *sitting on him* Why? As part of being my human slave, he also has to be my chair.

Karl: *covering up his face, blushing*

Link: He's bleeding, get medical help.

Ellie: *jumps up* Ew gross! Where?

Karl: Link you ass! I'm not! *furiously wipes his nose*

Link: You're super weird, you know she's like super old huh?

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