Michael Jr: *holding a yogurt, leaning against the doorframe* What is going on between you and your friends?

Shadow: *jumps and looks at him* Does nobody ever knock?

Michael Jr: *eating his yogurt* You're dodging the question.

Shadow: What are you even talking about?

Michael Jr: *points the spoon at him* You doing a poly thing with your friends?!

Shadow: *stands up and points his pencil at him* No!! That's so gross and you know Amelio is only for me.

Amelio: *playing a video game on his switch while laying upside down on his bed* Yaaaay.

Michael Jr: *blinks at Amelio and looks at Shadow* Then why did you kiss Allie and Koda at exactly 4:50 after school on a tuesday?!

Shadow: Oh my god, just say yesterday!

Michael Jr: *eats more yogurt* A bit muffled: Fine! Yesterday! *swallows*

Shadow: They get grumpy if we don't!

Michael Jr: .... Do you guys have sex?

Amelio: *jumps up* Damnit Mario!!

Michael Jr: *looks at him*

Shadow: *also looks at him*

Amelio: *looks up at them* Huh? What? Oh yeah, it was that one time.

Michael Jr: Aha! So you are poly!

Shadow: We did not have sex! .... At least not yet. *pouts*

Amelio: What? You didn't fuck Allie? Koda went all raw with me.

Shadow: *gasps* You bastard, me and Allie had condom sex!

Amelio: So you did fuck Allie!!

Shadow: He can actually get pregnant!!

Amelio: what?! Koda's been fucking him rawly stupid for ages!

Michael Jr: *licks the yogurt cup* Muffled: Rawly isn't a word.

Shadow: I'm gonna kill Koda!! Only I can fuck you rawly!!

Amelio: ha! If shadow uses, it's a word!

John: *walks in, rubbing his eyes* Shut up! It's like midnight and your mother worked me like a dog! I'm tired!

Shadow: Sorry dad.

Amelio: sorry Mr.Camila.

Michael Jr: Sorry daddio. Oh quick question, we got any more yoplait?

John: Thank you and yes. Check the compartment underneath the ham drawer. *yawns and walks back to the room*

Michael Jr: Thanks dad! *looks at Shadow and Amelio* You better figure your shit out.

Shadow: *mimics* You better figure your shit out.

Michael Jr: *glares at him and walks out*

Amelio: I like your brother. He's fun.

Shadow: *deadpans*