Faz: *whining unhappily* Why can't I just be a demon?!

Jamey: Because I don't want you to be!! You're fine like this!!

Faz: But what if I get shot?!

Jamey: I'll be there to stop the bullet!

Faz: You can't save me from Cancer!!

Jamey: I cured Cancer!!

Faz: Fuck! I forgot you're a doctor!

Jamey: Don't curse!

Faz: You can't tell me what to do!! *runs away into their room*

Lucifer: Does this happen often?

Jamey: Maybe, but only when you guys visit.

Angelo: *playing with Willow* When are you gonna tell him Jamey?

Jamey: *looks away* I don't know what you're talking about.

Angelo: *looks at him, raising his eyebrow*

Jamey: .... Never!! Okay?! Never! I'll never tell him!!

Lucifer: You're just as pathetic as Damien. But you're smarter.

Angelo: Why don't you tell him Jamey? It'll make Faz feel better.

Jamey: He's gonna hate me for not telling him sooner.

Lucifer: Better late then never.

Jamey: *bites his bottom lip and sighs* Alright... I'll tell him.

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Mystery!!