Carmey: Who are you confessing to? Is it Shadow?

Amelio: *blushes a bit* I've already did that, it's a.. different guy. His uh.. name is Raymond

Carmey: *pouts* I thought it would be Shadow.

Amelio: *groans* Please!! Just help me ask Raymond out!

Carmey: Okay okay! *huffs* Now when I went out with Mike, I asked him. You have to ask Raymond, it'll show your confidence.

Amelio: *takes out his notepad and starts writing stuff down*

Carmey: Now, I never really do this, but if he offers you a kiss. Go for it. He put out first not you,

Amelio: Right! *writes that down*

Carmey: If he wants to be boyfriends, make sure to give him constant attention. And make sure he's giving it back to you!

Amelio: *writing* Constant... attention...

Carmey: Next if he asks for a blowjob, make sure it's good. It's best if you practice on dildos.

Amelio: So no handjobs?

Carmey: There's a good chance that they'll ask for blowjobs first. But they'll probably be enough time for handjobs.

Amelio: Okay!! Thanks Carmey!

Carmey: Yeah yeah yeah! Oh! And since you're probably a bottom, make him pay for the meal.

Amelio: I-I um.. I'm a top!

Carmey: Sure you are. Go.

Amelio: *blushes and runs out*

Lavender: *steps to the side as he runs out*

Amelio: *runs past her and towards the stair* Hi lavender!! *trips down the stairs*

Lavender: *winces as he thuds all the way down*

Amelio: *gets up and brushes himself off* I'm okay!! *runs out*

Lavender: What was all that?

Carmey: Dating.

Lavender: Aw!! With shadow?!

Carmey: Nah, some new dude named Raymond.

Lavender: Boo.

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Carmey is bad at advice