Robot au:

Jerry ran his finger up and down Max's arm. "I love watching you work" Jerry commented and leaned against his shoulder. Max was typing code on his computer. "Thanks babe" Max replied and stopped when he realized what he said. He glanced at Jerry, who was practically beaming at him. "I love you so much!" Jerry preened and hugged him tight, kissing him hard.

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Alien au:

"I want more of your gross alien babies!" Jerry whined at Max and hugged him tight. Max sighed and wrapped his arms around him. "Your body is super sensitive and you'll explode if you keep nurturing my eggs" Jerry pouted and held an egg. "How come they don't hatch?" Max patted his head. "They do. You didn't see our first born? Ohh right I sent him immediately back to the planet" Jerry gasped and grabbed his shirt, pulling him close. "Bring. Him. Back" He growled and Max looked at him nervously. "O-oh uh.. um.. eh.. uh... I-I can't!" He pouted. "He's probably already doing his job already!"

Jerry let him go and made a frustrated noise. "I can't believe you did that!! I wanted to see my son!!" Max has never seen Jerry so angry. "L-look! W-we still have o-our second-born!" He patted the egg gently and Jerry huffed, grabbing the egg from him. "This is mine"

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Evil au:

Max tied up Jerry's hands. "Now you can never escape from me" Max said as he started tying up his legs. Jerry yawned and took out a small pocket knife, cutting the ropes and watching Max tie up his legs. "There" He said and stepped back. "I didn't know you were so kinky" Jerry commented and knifed the ropes. "Hey!" Max huffed. "Stop doing that, you keep escaping from me" Jerry whined. "Because I wanna be free!!" He replied and got up. "Oh no you don't!!" He tackled him down.

~ afterwards ~

Amelio shook Max. "Daddy! Mommy left you a note" Max groaned and took it from him, reading it.

You always fall for sex, I stole your wallet and I'm probably in hawaii right now!!

Max deadpanned as he crumpled up the note, not even looking at the rest. "Damnit Jerry!!" He grumbled. "Damnit Jerry what?" Jerry walked in grinning.  "Oh" Max looked at him. "I would never leave you~" he kissed his cheek and stroked his hair. "Yeah! Mommy was just fucking uncle Alex!" Amelio grinned at them. Max deadpanned again at Jerry and Jerry shook his head, growling. "Fucking Liar!!" Amelio ran out giggling.

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Mafia au:

"That was great!" Max breathed out as he watched Jerry grab his clothing. "You were amazing too" Jerry smiled and put on his suspenders. "Well, see ya" He began to leave until Max stopped him. "Woah! Where are you going?" Jerry turned and looked at him. "Away? That was it" Max pouted a bit. "So just a hook up? Well I guess since we are from different clans, but with all the flirting, I thought we had something going on." Jerry swallowed and went back to him, getting back in the bed. "Well.. I've never been a serious relationship, but you do make me smile everytime I look at you." Jerry blinked up at him. "Well maybe I can be your first" Max blushed a bit and Jerry giggled. "You're serious huh?" He held his hand and they both hugged each other close.

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Consider that mafia part canon

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Max: In every dimension and in every universe, I'll always love you forever~

Jerry: aw baby~ *hugs him tight and kisses him hard*

Alex: *watching them* And it's even funnier when every Jerry has sex with me at least once. *grins*

Jerry: *pulls away, laughing*

Max: way to ruin a moment!