Amelio: W-what if w-we like, kissed right now?

Shadow: *looks at him* What?

Amelio: *blushes and twiddles with his thumb* N-no homo though.

Shadow: *deadpans* Amelio, we're in a relationship!

Amelio: a-as friends are!

Shadow: We've made out countless times at school, you initiate it!!

Amelio: B-because you're my best bro!

Shadow: We had sex!

Amelio: w-wearing socks! It's not gay when y-you wear socks!

Shadow: Our socks were in the laundry.

Amelio: *gasps* So we had gay sex?!

Shadow: I'm going to punch you.

Amelio: *shields himself* Okay okay! You're no fun. *pouts*

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Amelio: I wuv u, uwu.

Shadow: Did you just say uwu out loud?

Amelio: Uh.. snuggles your necky wecky. *nuzzles into him*

Shadow: I hate you so much rn.

Amelio: *snorts* Did you just say rn out loud?

Shadow: *pushes him off the bed* You just lost visitation rights.

Amelio: Nooooooo