Rosie: *smacks Lucifer with her sandal* You left my husband to ponder what happened to you for years!!

Lucifer: Ow. *pouts at her*

Rosie: and then you suddenly show up?? Bullshit!!

Lucifer: I'm sorry Rosie! I'm a fucking demon?! What do you expect from me??

Rosie: An apology!!

Lucifer: Well damn, bitch!!

Rosie: What'd you call me?!

Lucifer: Sorry, Sorry. You old damn bitch

Rosie: *throws her sandal at him*

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Jack: Aw! All is forgiven! I've gained my friend again! *pats Lucifer's arm*

Rosie: *huffs* Not everything is forgiven

John: *sips his coffee* this is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me.

Lucifer: Thanks. Can I go back to my house?

Jack: *holds up a board game* But we need to make up for lost time!! *shoves it in his face* Look! I have guess, who? *smiles*

Lucifer: *groans*

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They're old people lol