John: You ever think about Lucifer?

Felix: *blinks at him* Well now I am.

John: *pouts*

Felix: *crosses arms* You brought this on yourself. You asked.

John: I did. I did ask

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Faz: *giggling to himself in a full sized mirror*

Jamey: *walks out of the bathroom, drying his hair* You still looking at it?

Faz: Yes! Look how big it is! *pointing his cock at him*

Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* It's cute.

Faz: *huffs* You just don't get it! You were already born with a monster cock! *slaps his cock in a huff*

Jamey: *jumps and growls at him* Watch it.

Faz: *pouts* Sorry.

Jamey: *sighs* Fine, why don't you show me what it can do?

Faz: *gasps and preens* Really?! I can?

Jamey: *smiles softly* Yes, you can. *gets on the bed*

Faz: *squeals* yay!! *gets on after him*

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Max: Who knew I was married to such a sweetheart?~

Jerry: *giggles and kisses his cheek* We're at the store. Chill out. *pokes his forehead* Go pick out your favorite cookies.

Max: *smirks* The only cookies I want are right here. *squeezes his ass*

Jerry: *jumps and smacks his hand, blushing* Max!

Passing customer: *sighs, regretting every single decision they ever made, having to witness such a form of passionate and playful display*

Max: *grinning cheekily at him*

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Jammy: *laughs softly* He asked for a bigger dick? Cute!

Jamey: Does that mean your fiz asked for bigger tits?

Jammy: *sighs* Sadly, I hate Mia. Her perky small boobs are gone.

Jamey: Can I see them?

Jammy: Aren't you gay? Why are you attracted to Fiz?

Jamey: I think I'm Demisexual. You are too! Why are you attracted to Faz??

Jammy: *eyes widen* Damn. My whole world exploded.

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Demisexual fits Jamey more. He's only attracted to people he created strong bonds with. So he's attracted to Faz in every way, shape or form.

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Faz: You're a mermaid?!

Mer. Faz: You're a bear?

Faz: *looks at his tail and thinks* ... Can I.. eat you?

Mer. Faz: *stares at him before turning back to the ocean* JAMEY!!

Faz: *splutters* It was a joke! A joke!!

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Shark Jamey: *holding Mer. Faz close* Wasn't funny, didn't laugh.

Jamey: he didn't mean it. Right? *looks at Faz*

Faz: *nods rapidly*

Mer. Faz: *hiding in Jamey's arms*

Shark Jamey: *squints at them, sinking back into the water*

Jamey: *flick's Faz's forehead* Dummy.

Faz: *whines* He looked really tasty!