Max: *stroking Jerry's hair* I'm gonna eat you out so hard.

Jerry: awww~ *gives him kisses*

Jamey: *holding a turkey* Really? Really guys?

Faz: Happy thanksgiving!! *laughs a bit nervously*

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Max: *boops Jerry's nose* Guess who's birthday is coming up?~

Jerry: *huffs while holding Amelio* Guess who's anniversary is coming up?

Amelio: *playing with his toy*

Max: Oh yeah! *grins* How long has it been?

Jerry: *smiles* Not long enough. *kisses his cheek*

Max: I love you so fucking much~

Jerry: I love you so much too, but don't curse in front of Amelio.

Amelio: *looks at Max, smiling*

Max: Eh, he's probably heard worse from us. *ruffles up his hair*

Jerry: *smiles and kisses Amelio's forehead* True!

Max: *hugs them close* I'm gonna destroy your ass next week.

Jerry: *deadpans* Oh my god

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Coal: When is our anniversary?

Jerry: uh... I don't know.

Max: You can join our anniversary.

Coal: *wags tail* Ok!

Max: But you get the sloppy seconds.

Coal: *smirks* Like that deters me? I eat Jerry's ass when your both asleep.

Max: *looks at Jerry*

Jerry: *shrugs* I like somniphilia or whatever the kink for sleep sex is called.

Max: oh, yeah... I already knew that.

Jerry: *giggles* Did you forget?

Max: No! *pouts* I didn't.

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Faz: Jamey?

Jamey: *looks at him*

Faz: C-can I see her again?

Jamey: *smirks* See who?~

Faz: *rubs his arm* Y-you know... *blushes*

Jamey: *brings him closer* You gotta say her name sweetheart. Otherwise she won't show.

Faz: *gulps* I-I wanna see J-Janice. *holds onto his shirt*

Jamey: Janice?~ You wanna bury your face in her boobs again?

Faz: *blushes red* W-well-

Jamey: You wanna top her because I won't let you top me?~

Faz: I-I..

Jamey: Why don't you wait in the bedroom? She'll meet you there.

Faz: *blushes more and runs off*

Jamey: *smiles* I have such a cute husband.

Olive: You're leaving? Great! *pushes Jamey off the couch* Oil and I called the TV.

Jamey: *growls* Asshole. *gets up and walks off*

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