Felix: *slamming into John* You been sending good morning texts to Jamey?! *grunts while slamming roughly*

John: *gagged and bound, moaning loudly into the gag*

Felix: *growls unhappily and slams into him harder* I'm gonna destroy your ass.

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Bestie: Good morning!

Greenhairedman: Jesus, thank fuck! What happened?

Bestie: What do you mean?

Greenhairedman: You haven't messaged me in forever!

Bestie: Really?

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Bestie: Holy shit! How long was I out?

Greenhairedman: That's what I want to know!!

Bestie: I don't know!!

Greenhairedman: What do you mean you don't know?!

Bestie: I genuinely don't know????!!!

Greenhairedman: Wtf John?!

Bestie: ??????????

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Confusion ensues