Angelo: *breaks the pregnancy test* I'm not fucking pregnant!!! *grumbles and throws it on the ground*

Chris: *passed out on the bed*

Lucifer: It's okay, he can still go.

Angelo: *whines and stomps his foot* we have to wait till his stamina goes back up! I wanna have his babies!!

Lucifer: *groans* You don't think I don't wanna have his kids too?

Angelo: *crosses his arms* Me first! I get first dibs and then you can carry his next children.

Lucifer: Deal.

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Faz: *licks his lips* It's so good~

Jamey: You want more? *squishes his cheeks*

Faz: *nods rapidly* More! More!

Jamey: You want me to stuff you good?~

Faz: Yes!!~

Jamey: *shoves the ice cream spoon in his face* Open up.

Faz: *eats it happily* Mmm!! Berry-flavored ice cream!!

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Jerry: You want me to give you a footjob?

Max: What?

Jerry: Footjob! *takes off his socks and shows off his painted nails* painted my nails red just for you~

Max: *blushes* Uhh..

Jerry: Aw c'mon, did you not mean all those feet jokes? *slowly starts to unzip his pants*

Max: W-well-

Jerry: *hums and takes out his cock* Yes?~

Max: *shudders* F-fuck

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Coal: Can I get you pregnant?

Jerry: Sure!

Max: No more kids, I can only be a dad so long. *lays on the couch*

Amelio: *leaning against the doorway* You're barely a dad now.

Jerry: *makes an offended noise* We apologized.

Amelio: *shakes the bottle of anti-depressants* these say otherwise.

Coal: I want a baby kitten.

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Angelo: Remember when you proposed to me?

Lucifer: Yes.

Angelo: I was a huge slut for you~

Chris: Oh yeah. How did you guys meet?

Angelo: *smiles at him* I was his assigned slut! Jehovah set us up!

Chris: ah-

Lucifer: Damn straight. Covered him in hickies all day.

Angelo: He was only sweet to me~

Lucifer: So nobody knows not to fucking mess with you.

Chris: That's rather sweet.

Angelo: Yup! *sits in Chris's lap* Now we have you!!~

Lucifer: *puts them both on his lap* Yup.

Chris: *smiles and nuzzles into them*

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Fluff at the end