Felix: You're trapped Invincible Dick! *sitting on a pile of money*

John: *breaks out of the ropes* Think again, Corrupt King!

Felix: *grins* I'm thinking- the spandex flatters your huge dick~

John: *splutters before shaking his head* You won't confuse me with your words, you villain!

Felix: God you're so hot~ Don't worry, you'll drop dead for me. *pulls a lever* Sooner then you think!

John: *gasps and falls through the floor, but not before grabbing the edge of the hole*

Felix: *grins before running off*

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John: *running through the city* Where did you go- you- *sees Tyler* There you are!

Tyler: *jumps and looks at him* W-what?!

John: *grabs him* You couldn't get away from me!

Tyler: H-hey wait! Y-you have the wrong person!

John: *stops and looks at him*

Tyler: *squeaks, trying to make himself look smaller*

John: Oh, my sincerest apologies, citizen! *let's him go* Did you see a supervillain run past here?

Tyler: M-maybe? *points ahead of him* I-I think t-they went that way?

John: Thank you, Citizen! *salutes him* Stay safe. *runs off*

Tyler: *watches him before turning to Felix* He's so...

Felix: Dumb? *grins*

Tyler: And um.. *blushes* hot.

Felix: Right?~ Did you see his huge Dick?!

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He absolutely would disguise himself with Tyler. Don't tell me he wouldn't.