Raven: What the fuck Max?

Max: *jumps and looks at him* Oh heyyy yooou-

Raven: Don't hey me! You never fucking call, we have an actual child together, where the fuck have you been?

Max: *huffs* I've been busy!

Raven: *rolls his eyes* Busy with what?

Max: Stuff!! Besides! Jerry doesn't talk with my reverse self!

Jerry: *shows up* Oh I do! Who do you think I've been texting this whole time? *shows his phone*

Max: *gasps*

Raven: *growls softly*

Jerry: *pats Raven's shoulder* Relax my reverse self, I have two words for you. Statutory rape.

Raven: *looks at him* What?

Jerry: I mean double penetration. Max is a fucking total bottom. I may be a loving husband who'll do anything for his husband and I mean anything, I'm also a pretty alpha male.

Max: Uh?

Jerry: Max loves it when I take charge and will practically let me do him wherever. Let's corner his ass and double penetrate him.

Raven: *thinks about it* Hmm... that could definitely work, plus as awesome revenge.

Max: *turns away* and goodbye. *runs off*

Jerry: *sighs dreamily* I love a good game of cat and mouse~ *shoots out his tentacles at him*

Raven: *snickers* He's a lovable idiot. He should know by now who he's dealing with.

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Idk been awhile since we've seen Raven