Lucifina: Have you gotten fatter?

Lucifer: *holds his hand as a phone* Yes? Hello? Ah of course. *looks at her* 1900's called, they went their lame ass joke back.

Lucifina: You ever get any more original?

Lucifer: You ever shut up?

Lucifina: will you ever stop being a beta male cuck?

Lucifer: How's it feel to be the 2nd most powerful demon in the universe?

Lucifina: *growls* How's it feel to be the least worshipped?

Lucifer: How's your fucking back from carrying your ego all day?!

Lucifina: How's it feel to have a bug for a brain?!

Lucifer: *roars out, transforming into his demon form*

Lucifina: *roars back at him, doing the same*

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Jammy: *sips her coffee*

Jamey: *sips his coffee*

Jammy: *blinks*

Jamey: *blinks*

Jammy: ... So

Jamey: ... So?

Jammy: How's it feel to have an abusive dad?

Jamey: *deadpans* The same as you feel with your abusive mom.

Jammy: *nods* You wanna see my dad?

Jamey: *already taking out the photo album* Only if I can show you pictures of my mom.

Fiz: Whispers to Faz: You ever wonder, if Jammy would seek therapy?

Faz: *sips his orange juice* Whispers: Maybe? I mean... I like hearing Jamey talk to me about his problems, but there seems to be more then just listening.

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This was funnier in my head 🤨