Faz: Please?

Jamey: No.

Faz: Please?

Jamey: No.

Faz: Pleeease?

Jamey: No.

Faz: Pleeeeeeease?

Jamey: No.

Faz: *whines, sinking to the ground* Please?

Jamey: No.

Faz: If I go by myself, Shark Jamey is gonna eat me!

Jamey: No and he wouldn't do that. He'd probably lay eggs in you if you try and eat his Faz.

Faz: ... Lay eggs?

Jamey: How do you think Fish are born?

Faz: *eyes widen*

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Angelo: I'm a fucking Angelfish?!

A. Angelo: *nods happily, flapping his fins*

Chris: I expected to be...

Fisher Chris: I'm a Fisher, not a fish.

Lucifer: *snorts* Lame!

Squid Lucifer: *snorts* Yeah pretty lame.

Chris: *huffs at him*

Fisher Chris: Hey! I do a lot of extensive research. May I remind you who saved your ass last time?!

Squid Lucifer: *immediately shuts up and huffs*

Fisher Chris: That's what I thought.

Chris: *smirks at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *looks away, huffing*

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Lucy is one of those giant squids, so he can't be out on the surface for long, Lucifer helped him breathe better close to the surface

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Cannibal au

Faz: *munching on Jamey's shoulder*

Jamey: Hey. *smacks him back* I told you to be patient.

Faz: *whines, licking the blood off his lips*

Jamey: Yeah, yeah. I know you're hungry. *puts leather in his mouth, holding a butcher knife against his hand*

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Faz: *crunching on the bones*

Jamey: *bandaging his bloody hand* Give it an hour to regenerate, okay?

Faz: *grunts and sniffs his stomach*

Jamey: *pushes his face away* I am not giving my intestines. Last time I did, you wouldn't let me heal. You just kept eating me.

Faz: *growls huffily and bites his arm, sucking his blood*

Jamey: *sighs* I'm putting you back on regular meat

Faz: *whines, alarmed and licks the blood*

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Feel like Faz wouldn't talk since he's a feral bby