Jerry; Wow! So you just have a piercing on your tongue? *hugging blueberry tightly*

Blue: *giggles, hugging back*

Raven: *sticking his tongue out to show him his piercing* Duh.

Jerry: *huffs* Not my fault I gotta explain everything in the first minute!! *gives kisses to blueberry*

Blue: *preens*

Max: Anyways- you do something with your hair?

Raven: *ruffles up his hair* Yeah, ya like it?

Max: Hot.

Raven: *grins at him* Too bad. You ain't getting any.

Max: *whines* Why?? I send you tons of dick pics!!

Raven: *snorts* Yeah, but you never visit or pay child support.

Max: That's only because- I.. um..

Jerry: *laughs* Max is already paying child support to all the other dimensional Jerry's he banged. *grins*

Blue: oooh. *looks at Max*

Raven: So he's a cheater.

Max: Hey! I am not a cheater!! I did it all with you! Just different versions!

Jerry+Raven: *deadpans at him* uh huh.

Blue: *laughs*

Max: *pouts* Besides, I have shared custody of Rex! You never bring him over!

Raven: Because you don't pay the child support!!

Jerry: Wait. *looks at Blueberry* How come you don't have a piercing on your tongue?

Blue: *blushes* o-oh um... I-I chickened out. *pulls up his shirt to show off his belly piercing* b-but I-I got the b-belly piercing instead.

Jerry: *gasps* Amazing.

Max: Hey! We're talking about me here!

Raven: Pay the child support!

Max: *whines*

Coal: *watching from the living room doorway* There's double the bottoms in here. I could easily dominate them all. *sways tail happily while thinking of ways to ambush all four of em*