TItle: Not Sick, Not Gay. Just Dongwoon-sexual.

Chapter: 1/?

Pairing: Mir/Dongwoon

Rating: PG-13 for swearing

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Summary: Where Mir isn't gay... just Dongwoon-sexual

It’s only 9; 9 in the the fucking morning, and “BAM!!!”, there goes Lee Joon’s door.

“I’m sick!” someone exclaimed, not too convincingly though, or not convincing enough to get a sleepy boy interested. Joon however had an abundant amount of willpower to turn his head around, and lay a drowsy eye on whatever the thing was that knocked over his door, then... fell straight back to La-la-land. “I’m gonna die,” that someone exclaimed, and that someone happened to be the infamous gag-maknae of the group, Mir. “I’m telling you, something’s up, what if it’s incurable?!?!” Mir questioned, far too dramatically, complete with a face-palm. That got Joonie going (barely), he lazily got up on his bum when Mir yanked the blankets off of him, and onto the floor. Joon eyed the sheets, eyed the boy; long enough to get his annoyance across to Mir, then re-eyed the sheets. Without a second thought, he pounced off the bed and landed into the mountain of fluffiness on his floor, repeating Mir’s yanking-blanket-off-the-bed process. “Lee Chang Sun.” Mir said firmly to a ball of blanket on the floor, because if you hadn’t noticed the boy was getting a tad impatient. He is, after all, a type A. Joon is too, but he was too tired to be type-A-ish,

“Nggh..go...waiiii...” was all that could be heard from what seemed like a corpse wrapped up in sheets ready to be mummified. A corpse with an extremely impressive body that is, including chocolate abs; too bad that wasn’t the point. Mir frowned, so he decided it was best to peek through his blankets and give the younger an answer, even if it was totally against his will. “Chill, you’re not sick, you got no goddamn disease. You’re fine.” he answered, quite monotonically but making sure to put emphasis on goddamn, after all he isn’t in his best mood. Who would be? He was in the middle of having, possibly the most greatest dream any 21 year old that is utterly in love with SeungHo could dream of (readers go nuts on dreaming about the dream :P) until MBLAQ’s lovely maknae broke down his door and ruined it all.

“You wouldn’t know that!” Mir argued, eyes wide and nose flaring, “How would you feel if one moment you think one thing, and the next...the next...you..you..” his voice trailed off, how is he supposed to tell Joonie-hyper-boy here that one day he woke up and out of nowhere thought to himself, BEAST(B2ST)’s maknae, Dongwoon is one sexy beast (no pun intended). How’s he supposed to tell Joon that he all of a sudden turned gay, turned homosexual, turned.... “Shit! I am not fucking gay! I like girls, I like the ladies, thaa fee-males.” Mir gasped and just stood there, in front of Joon and froze. Face white as a ghost, and looking like he just saw one. A ghost, that is.

“I know I’m sexy, so you here to fess’ up your love for me or what?” Joon teased knowing exactly what’s on Mir’s mind. I mean, the kid’s been going on and on and on about how they should have a special stage with BEAST on Mnet, and how Dongwoon is such a nice guy, and how his MBLAQ hyungs should treat him as well as the way Dongwoon treats him, and how... well you get the point. “Or you here to tell me some’ else?”

“Fuck! I’m not fucking gay!” Mir protested, as if it were a true statement. Joon smirked,

“Oh yeah, you ain’t no homo. 100% straight. Straight and Dongwoon-sexual.” Joon held back a giggle, and mentally applauded himself for being a smart-ass. Mir looked at him like he was about to cry, Joon backed off and got out of the pile of blankets on the floor. “There, there. You can’t help it, you’re stuck with guys all day, I’ll bet 200K that Seungho and G.O swings our way too.” And with that, Joon pulled the kiddo into a humungo bear hug.

“Wait, you’re gay?” Mir asked suddenly calmer than he was not more than 2 minutes ago, then went and wiped his alligator tears, because let’s face it, he’s not sad about being gay and hopelessly in love with Dongwoon, he’s just upset that Joon found out first. Then he re-analyzed what Joon had just told him and desperately tried to escape the strangle-like hug.

“Nah, I’m straight and Seungho-sexual,” Joon re-assured, he looked at the boy that was trying to break free from his grasp and pushed the kid away, hard. “So now that we got this all down, will you get the fuck out so I can get my beauty sleep?” Joon smiled his million dollar smile, and made a hand-motion that clearly says “get the fuck out”.

“But Joonie-hyung...”

“What.” The older man answered coldly.

“Does this mean I’m still sick?”

TItle: Not Sick, Not Gay. Just Dongwoon-sexual Seungho-sexual (Joon's side story in this chapter)

Chapter: 2/?

Pairing: Mir/Dongwoon (Joon/Seungho main in this chapter)

Rating: PG-13 for swearing

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Summary: Where Mir isn't gay... just Dongwoon-sexual

Joon held back a curse as it was about to roll off his tongue.

"No, babo yah. You're in.. well, you... how do I say this?" Joon paused, and for moment he looked like he actually cared, "You're gay. Yeah, that's bout right. Wasn't this the same convo we had a fucking minute ago?" Mir looked lost, even though he was fully aware of the fact he's Dongwoon-sexual, or gay; whatever floats his boat.

"But..."

"No buts! Get out! Or I'll tell Seungho op..hyung and you'll get in shit."

"You're so gay hyung."

"I'm fully aware, unlike you." and with that Mir was violently shoved out of the room, and his hyung went back to his amazingly amazing dream. Mir stomped away, and I swear to god this kid has a gift, because he was looking straight ahead, but somehow managed to walk right into Joonie's "oppa".

"Woah there lil' buddy, you okay?" Seungho asked, 100 times more caring than Joon ever was this entire morning. Mir just looked at him and a pout formed on the younger's lips. "Was Joon being an asshole again?" Mir nodded and his pout magically turned into a grin as he watched Seungho storm off into the hell-hole he'd just walked-- or actually, got shoved out of. Seungho's always been a good leader and he'd had always stood up for the maknae; he's got a soft spot for cuddly-Einsteins. Moments after Joonie's door opened, it shut and Mir could hear sounds resembling:

"What'd you do this time?"

"Nothing, I helped the kid realize who he really is." Mir made a mental note to punch Joon next time they were alone.

"And what might that be?"

"Oh, wouldn't you like to know?"

"Yeah I would. Now tell me."

"I'm not that easy, Seungiee." and Mir could swear Joon was trying to seduce the Leader with that last line.

"Oh yeah?" then the maknae heard something like 'boom', a sound you'd hear when someone's thrown at a wall,

"Shit! They're getting in a fight!" He walked over to the door because he decided Joon was being too big of a jerk this morning for him to run and save the older boy. The maknae opened the door, and to his surprise... Joon was on Seungho's lap, Seungho was on the bed, and they were doing something that looked extremely close to a make-out session. Mir stood frozen and just stared at the (blissful to most) highly disturbing scene in front of him. "Yaaa!!!!" he exclaimed, "What the fuck are you guys doing?" Seungho tried to speak in between what seemed like kisses, they really weren't kissing, Mir swears!, and while Seungho was trying to "explain" what's happening, Joon gave Mir the finger and a hand motion that read 'get out. now.' Mir didn't need to be told twice, he turned around and got out of the room as fast as he could. He walked down the hallway mumbling angry nothings and walked into G.O (told you he's got a gift).

"Hey there kiddo, wassup?" G.O started, not a bit startled, things like this happen to much.

"Joon hyung's Seungho-sexual, and I think he got Seungie-hyung to go gay for him! Are you gay too?! Or just a person-sexual?! I'm not gay, but Joon hyung thinks I am, but I'm not." Mir questioned curiously and stated defeatedly, as if G.O were supposed to understand all that he's said.

"Kay, wait.. whaaat?" G.O looked at Mir like the kid just sniffed too much glue, gone crazy and is now recovering.

"Never mind..." Mir walked off, and G.O wonders why he's in MBLAQ, a group where not one person is normal. Not even Chundoong, the angel without wings, he's got a prince-syndrome after all.

~ Back to Seungho and Joon.

"So, why didn't you tell me before..?" Seungho asked Joon who was lying next to him, as they intertwined their fingers, after they'd... well, you got two guys that like each other and a bed. Think about it.

"I 'unno. Never crossed my mind." Joon answered like he didn't have a care in the world.

"What do you mean? How could it not have crossed your mind? You don't know what I would've said."

"Exactly. If you hadn't walked in today, and I didn't have that dream, I don't think me confessing, would've happened anytime soon."

"...But why..?" Joon let go of Seungho's hands to link arms with the other under the sheets and put his head in the crook of the leader's neck. After a long pause Joon answered,

"I was scared."

"You're an assassin, are you seriously afraid to confess to a guy?" Joon blushed, and squeezed Seungho's arms like it was some sort of plush.

"So, does this mean..."

"I'm yours, and you're mine. If that's okay with you." Seungho smiled trying to imagine what Joon's face looked like at the moment, and Joon wondered why he hadn't confessed earlier.

TItle: Not Sick, Not Gay. Just Dongwoon-sexual.

Chapter: 3/?

Pairing: Mir/Dongwoon

Rating: PG-13 for swearing & one sexual reference

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Summary: Where Mir isn't gay... just Dongwoon-sexual

Recap: Joon made Seungho gay, and Mir is conpuzzled.

It's just another day at the dorm, the boys had finished showering after a day of rehearsing for G.O.O.D Luv. Mir can't take staying in the house, so he decides the roof and the wind blowing where the roof is, will keep him company.

"I don't fucking like him!" Mir yelled to the skies, because they won't tell him he's gay, or disagree with him then tell him he's in love with Dongwoon, not like.

"You fucking love him!" Mir looked around, the daylights spooked out of him, until he realized the voice, that stupid voice came from stupid Joon.

"Do not." Mir retorted, and Joon smirked,

"Do too."

"Do not." those Einstein eyes all of a sudden grew larger,

"Do too." Joon stated quite calmly, "You know we could keep this up for five years, and I'll still end up winning." Mir dropped his head, and hung over the edge of the building. "Hey hey hey!! Don't pull suicide! I'll get into trouble for it!"

"Gee, thanks. I feel loved." Mir answered, every bit of sarcasm that was put into it could be felt better than stabbings of knives.

"I done you a favour, so get your ass back to our dorm, and get dressed." Joon walked off, and Mir was left totally and completely curious, like always.

"Wait up!" and Mir runs up to Joon to get his hair messed up by the hyung. "So what's this favor?" Joon looks at him, annoyed he answered,

"Look, be happy I'm even doing this, don't ask too much." Mir pouted, and Joon just conitnued walking off,

"Hey! That always works on Seungho hyung," Mir stated,

"I'm Joon."

~

They get back to the dorm and as soon as Mir plops onto the couch next to Joon, who's sharing glances with Seungho, who's sitting next to Thunder, who's sitting across from G.O while everyone has his eyes glued onto the TV, (got it? no? oh well >.<") their doorbell goes off,

"They're here already?" G.O asked no one in particular,

"It's already 7PM." Thunder said in his natural helium voice,

"We said 7PM guys, they're exactly on time." Seungho reassures, "I'll get the door," Seungho says as he stands up and walks over to the door, in the meantime getting stared down by the rest of MBLAQ, no one particularly interested, except for Mir.

"Who's coming? How come I don't know? Do you guys keep everything from me?! Just cuz I'm the mak-" Mir started to rant but gets cut off, because in front of his eyes, in his house, was standing the most beautiful and sexy and cute and wonderful man on the face of Earth-or at least in Seoul. "Oh."

It just hit him, THIS was the favor, BEAST coming over for a friendly-get-to-know-eachother-cuz-we're-rookies-dinner was the favor. He had no idea whether he should give Joon a hug or a punch.

"Hey Mir," Dongwoon greeted with the most amazing smile Mir had ever seen. He was too taken back to answer, so he just smiled and scratched his head, the way people on TV always do when they're nervous. The hyungs had left the 2 maknaes in the living room as half toured around the dorm while the rest took care of dinner in the kitchen

"Aw look guys, the maknaes are bonding," Joon teased aloud, knowing that it had the power to turn Mir into a tomato. Mir stood up then made eye contact with Joon, he smiled a reckless smile, and I'm gonna kill you was written all over the youngin's face.

"Uh, mm, hey Dongwoon, heheh, the hyungs didn't tell me you guys were coming..." Mir returned his attention to Dongwoon, who tried holding back a chuckle from seeing Mir so flustered.

"Oh? That's strange," Dongwoon said smiling, "maybe they wanted to surprise you." Dongwoon inched a little closer to Mir and looked him straight in the eye,

"...uhh.. yeah." Mir broke away from the eye contact, and flustered once again, was about to say something that resembled a question of "have you eaten?" but BEAST's leader's voice had over powered his,

"Dongwoon-ah come eat." So the pair did just that.

Doojoon smiled at Mir when they came to the table and Mir replied with a nod, on the outside it would look like he was being earnest, but on the inside he made a note-to-self that Doojoon is a bad person for cutting his personal time with Dongwoon.

They all had finished their meals made up of leftover pizza, ramen and freshly bought kimchi, guess what they had leftover? Everyone but Kikwang, Dongwoon and Mir were taking in Soju now so the trio decided to go to Mir's room.

30 mins later~

"Woaah! This is the collector's series from 1976!" Kikwang said holding up a miniture car,

"Yep, it sure is," Mir said proudly, Dongwoon flopped onto Mir's bed,

"Nice bed," he commented, "and sexy sheets you got here," he teased,

"I didn't have a choice," Mir said defensively, "it was either tulips or daisies." Dongwoon laughed at him and before he could say anything else, Mir shushed Dongwoon because Kikwang had apparently fallen asleep on the floor.

"Must be tired,"

"Spends his entire day dancing, talking and weightlifting. It's morning now, he'd be God if he ain't..." Mir shushed him again then proceeded to grab him by the arm and drag him out of the room. They got out of the room and saw 9 boys lying around, drunk out of their minds; saying mindless things.

"I wanna fuck you all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy," Seungho slurred as he hooked his arm around Joons leg, Mir twitched at the sight of it,

"Doojoonieeee, I want a purple bow too~~" could be heard from a certain blond, and Mir decided he and Dongwoon had enough in the house of blaq, and dragged him again, this time accidentally intertwining their fingers, and dragging him all the way to the roof.

"The roof, Mir?" Dongwoon arched an eyebrow at Mir, and Mir replied,

"The roof, or would you rather my room?" Mir was being completely sarcastic, or at least he thought he was, because it'd sounded more honest than he'd meant for it to be,

"The room woulda been nice~" Dongwoon said seductively as he inched closer to Mir, repeating what he'd started back in the living room except this time he had a smirk that won't go away. Mir cleared his throat and attempted to look away from Dongwoon, but found it hard do so, not only because Dongwoon was pure eye-candy but because Dongwoon had held Mir's chin in place and before Mir even realized what was going to happen, something happened. Dongwoon's lips had connected with Mir's lips, so now they were doing something called kissing.

Dongwoon broke the kiss, and looked at Mir.

"I..I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, I really like you. And... Joon said you liked me too..." it was Dongwoon's turn to scratch his head nervously. Mir smiled because Dongwoon had been so cool the entire day, and chooses this time to be awkward, and completely cute.

"I like you a lot," Mir concluded the conversation then proceeded to hug Dongwoon so tight he was starting to lose oxygen.

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

"I think we've already established that when I kissed you back."

"You didn't kiss me back." Dongwoon said smiling,

"Then maybe I should now." They kissed the most passionate kiss both had ever felt, and fell asleep in eachother's arms on top of the roof.

Mir's decided he was Dongwoon-sexual, and also decided that Dongwoon was Mir-Sexual and only that.