"What if you write on yourself and it showed up on your soulmate?"

"Just draw dicks on yourself and look around for you mate."

"Turn around in science class after you draw dicks on your arms, and just start  wezzing in the middle of the class" 

*Teacher comes up to you.*

"So.. what's so funny?"

* Continues to laugh when you show him your arm and then the person that's behind you puts up they're arm.*