Warriors: Who are you?!

Modern: That's a friend. He's alright.

Eric: Thanks, Link.

Modern: Don't thank me yet. I see something... different- about you.

Eric: 'Oh, shit.' *tries to back away*

Modern: *evil smile* We both know you can't escape the fate that awaits you, Eric.

Eric: Wait, Link! Please, just spare me this one time!

Modern: I can't defy the tradition.

Eric: *laughs from nervousness* Get back!

Modern: *laughs evilly* I like ya cut, G. *smacks him*

Eric: OW!