America: WHAT ARE YOU!?!?

Random Jacka**: An idiot sandwich

America: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!!

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America: *talking to random person who yelled at Mexico for speaking Spanish*: I've seen my fair share of pricks, but you sir are the whole cactus.

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Random Person: *yelling at Canada to be more formal*

America: *steps in between them* I'm sorry! You're going to have to remind me of exactly who the fuck you think you are.

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America: Nothing can ruin this day.

Confederate: Are you sure about tha-

America: *snaps neck turning around* *eye twitch* Y e s .

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America: How the hell am I managing everything?! If one thing goes wrong,-

Russia: You okay?

America: *slams hands on table* I'm fucking fine!

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ErRoR: HeY, bOsS, yOu OkAy? YoU sEeM kInDa-

America: *agonizingly screams into the table*

ErRoR: ..... StReSsEd.

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America: Maybe I'll be left alone just for one day.

Russia: Hey, Ame-

America: *screams*

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America: Finally, I can enjoy some alone time.

Random Person: Hey, shouldn't you be-

America: FUCK OFF!!!