America: No.

Confederate: Yes.

America: No.

Confederate: Yehehes.

America: Don't.

Confederate: *begins plans for WW III* Oops.

America: *sighs* This is why the world is STILL fighting, you know.

Confederate: *picks up a plastic straw* Good.

America: *eye twitches* You know what? I'm out. Good luck handling this AU on your own.

Confederate: Finally! Good riddance,- wait, what?!

America: *already heading back to his Multiverse* So long, f*ckers!

Confederate: Wait, no!

America: *gone*

Confederate: Jacka**.