shrimp the levi
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"Why u so short." Gajeel cackled while pooping out beans. Levy glared at him while smoking an electric cigarette "Waht the freaking hell did u jus say?! Okay prepare to die Gajeel." She yells, crying a lot.

Gajeel lookt at her with an idea "Ooh shrimp I have an idea gurl. Just follow me" He says. Levy follows him while holding her bladder. "Hey uh Gajeel I need to pee first, byyyeeeee!!!!!!" She says. Gajeel nods. "Yea sure Squeakie toy"

Good thing Levy didn't hear him.

In the bathroom, the Levi (from AOT) fangirl club is there taking selfies to share to their beloved Levi-sama. Levy looks at them weirdly. One of the fangirls is Koneko--Chan, and she went like "OH MY GOB HER NAME TAG SAYS LEVI!!! IT MUST BE THAT HOT GOD WE WORSHIP. LET'S GO FANGIRLS!!" She says blushing with super dreamy heart eyes that Juvia has.

Yeah apparently Levy is still wearing a name tag she saved from kindergarden, and she mispelled her name or some crazy shenanigan, so it says LEVI instead of Levy.

Outside the WO MAN's bathroom, Gajeel hears a lot of weerd noisezz through the poopy door. He shrugs "Shrimp must be taking photos of her period" He says casually. a few random WO MEN hear this and run away and terrorize people by dressing as clowns. Gajeel shrugs again, and steals a gold necklace to eat it.

The door bursts open revealing Levy with the LEVI name tag, with a lot of Levi-sama fangirls. Koneko--Chan is attacking everyone with 3D Maneuver Gear for random purposes. Suddenly, the real Levi appears!!1! The Levi fangirl club goes to stalk him for the rest of the poor midget's lyfe

Gajeel smiles. "Now I can show u it" he claims proudly. Levy stares at him while squishing a KAWAII chicken nugget. "WHAAA??" She asks.

Gajeel kisses lil pipsqueak.

GaLe becomes canon.

The end