Hello suckas I'm in the mood to write some random crack so here you go.

Peace, Imma go hide in the bookshelf as *cue Le gasp* OH MY GAWD! Zeref is going to appear out of nowhere! Okay uh what was I gunna say? Oh yah.

PEACE BISHES, IMMA GO HIDE IN MY VIRTUAL BOOKSHELF OF JERZA CRAP. Wait. *super dramatic tear* JeRza isn't crap

*Zeref comes out of nowhere*

Hello idiots I'm here to kill you all MUAUAUAH because I am evil and TOTALLY THE MAIN ANTAGONIST in FT!!!! I need a break from acting godammit. Dafuq did I just say.

Okay yea move on to the next chapter already, tomatoes