Yo! It's me! Simone Poole, aka: SIMONEPOOL!!!!

My age? Eighteen. If I went any lower this book would be way less fun!

My powers? Oh, umm. First off, I can fight! Y'know. I know basic self defence and I can do some pretty athletic jumping! Oh, also, I'll flash the enemies and take advantage of their distractions. Oh. Also I'm writing my own book but like, whatever.

Next should be... Personality? Oh. I'm Kind, friendly, nice to animals, mean to villains, sh- hehehehihihihi! Sorry! Sorry! Couldn't stop myself from laughing! Pshhh. Can't stand those guys who write the same cookie cutter shit as the personality. I'm sarcastic, Horny, Curious, Horny, energetic, horny, lazy, horny, merciless and lastly, the rumours are true, I am in fact, very very very... VERY, horny.

Uhhh... oh! Next should be my epic tragic backstory! I got none! I'm fictional dummy! I was "born" as soon as I popped into someone's brain! I simply exist to cause some sweet succulent double-A chaos!

Sidekicks? Who needs 'em!? I don't! I'm not sticking to one dick and or pussy in this book! I'm fucking ~💖🦄💋✨🫦😘everyone😘🫦✨💋🦄💖~ in this book! That's right! I don't care about me "ruining your childhood" I'm gonna fuck Captain America and I'm gonna fuck Spider-Man Harder!

Ok, then lastly will be closing thoughts.... Uhhhh... Boobs? Yeah. Boobs. Ok. Byyyyye!!!