BAH: *casually sneaks off*

Sup man

FISHY: *jumps* AHDHHSHJAAHHAAHHAHAHLD

fuck BAH

You shouldn't be here

BAH: yeah but I missed you

You're my favorite cousin

FISHY: I'm your only cousin

BAH: um no, there's Scoops

FISHY: Oh yeah

That's right

BAH: did you forget your own brother?

FISHY: No I'm just always on this shelf

BAH: good point

Scoops: what is HE doing here?

BAH: shit

FISHY: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Scoops: Hanging out with BAH without me?

Fuck you

BAH: you could play uno with us

Scoops: sounds fun!

FISHY: be prepared to lose

Scoops: oooooh I'm soooo scared

* { s } laughter*

- - -

jackie: *ahem* Sammy

I'm breaking up with you

Sammy: okay.

Jackie: well that was easy.

Sammy: this episode is called "the easier things" wtf did you expect?

Jackie: true true

Do you think the real Jackie is dying laughing rn?

Sammy: maybe.

Jackie: mayhaps.

Sammy: wait who gets BAH?

Jackie: me.

Sammy: why

Jackie: bc I'm the main antagonist

So

Fuck you

Sammy: fair point

{ a/n: yes this was a shorter chapter I know