{ a/n: yes I just took a classic simp war quote and made it into an episode }

Wally: so you want a machine upgrade?

Bendy: yes but a small one

Wally: right

I can see what I can do

Bendy: oh and wally

Don't fuck up the machine 

{ a/n: since bendy needs an ink machine they have one in the towers }

Wally: bendy pls

I only fuck things up on purpose

Bendy: right. 

Thanks again wally! *leaves*

Wally: NYEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHHEHEH

- - -

Nugget: and then she accidentally tan into the trip wire and had to watch his body get sliced in half by this farming machine thing. It was like a giant saw

Bendy: oooooo fun

Nugget: very

I need to get you to watch it with me

*kid stomping noises*

Nugget: what

What was that

Bendy: probably wally

*small army of tiny bendys appears at the end of the hallway*

Nugget: OH GOD * clings onto bendy*

Bendy: WHAT THE FUCK-

Wally: ayo y'all had kids?

Nugget: NO-

Bendy: WE HAVEN'T EVEN-

HOW WOULD WE-

NUGGET WOULD NEVER

Wally: there's literally no other explanation

Tangled: *kicks down the door* NUGGET

WHAT THE FUCK

Nugget: THEY AREN'T MY KIDS

Tangled: NICE TRY BITCH

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED

Nugget: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Wally: the only thing you *did* was bendy

Bendy: WE DIDNT FUCK

Little bendy child thing: *waddles up to nugget* Mommy?

Nugget: *punts the child* NO

BENDY WHAT DO WE DO

Bendy: SHOVE THEIR ASSES IN THE INK MACHINE

OR PUNT ALL OF THEM

Nugget: I LIKE THE PUNTING OPTION

*punting kids*

Nugget: that's the last of them

Wally: damn

Those poor kids

Tangled: how could you do that to your own kids

Bendy and Nugget: THEY AREN'T OUR KIDS-

Wally: chill, chill

And have a Snickers