A prisoner,s diary

Jan;29,1900

Today by 5;30 the jailer started mewing all around. He thinks the Hitler learned all his atrocities from him.His main aim was to  keep the whole of jail so clean and tidy that people may refuse to leave the place.The lawn however was, like a dirty junkyard .The guy would just instruct us and buzz away. We would just hover around the place like mosquitoes doing in a garbage.

During the lunch time ,my best friend in jail came and just gave me a punch.I thought he was nuts.he just explained that he made a new song on Hitler.

o! HITLER my HITLER

You are so cutey 

The guns you hold! you speak so bold

Even though you are so cutey

My dear ADOLF HITLER

This made me mad.Oh! my god I just gave him such a hit that he forgot about the toilet. Anyways i am feeling so sleepy now .

good night