Cole sneaks into the kitchen late one night and opens the fridge door, humming to himself.

"Hmm.  Where's my cake?  Haha, there you are, you little sucker!  Wha-?!"

There are tiny pieces missing all over it.  Cole sinks to the floor, dazed and confused.  

"Who did this to you?  I don't care, whoever it was, I'll make him pay!"

The chicken struts in just then.  It takes one look at him, and then starts pecking at the cake, glaring menacingly at Cole the whole time that it does so.

"It was YOU?!  You'll pay, nugget!"

"Cluck!"  (Translation: Oh, you really think so?)

The chicken begins to shake threateningly, charging itself up.  Cole screams as the kitchen is lit up in a blinding flash of electricity, and he drops the cake.  The chicken casually walks over and pecks at the delicacy.

"Cluck!"  (You should've run, nugget!)