minhoe :
i just had a nosebleed

cuddlejin :
go get a spoon

and put it on your nose

it helps with blood circulation

minhoe :
oh thanks

cuddlejin :
don't forget about letting the blood drip down towards the tissue

don't put your head back

minhoe :
why do you know all this

cuddlejin :
i just know

minhoe :
oh okay

cuddlejin :
also wait until one of the dumb kids come in and say something really stupid

it's bound to happen

minhoe :
i— okay

cheesung :
you're having a nosebleed?

drink the blood

minhoe :
what

cuddlejin :
...

a tall bin :
jisung you're actually stupid

cheesung :
hey! someone told me to do that

a tall bin :
and who might that be

cheesung :
felix LOL

felix :
WHY WOULD I SAY SOMETHING THAT STUPID

a tall bin :
because you're felix

felix :
understandable

don't drink the blood btw

cheesung :
i thought you were being serious felix

isn't that how you save blood?

cuddlejin :
...

i have no words for you han jisung

cheesung :
that's how we live though!

minhoe :
that's literally not how it works

cheesung :
but you're losing blood!

you're supposed to live!

minhoe :
i can't tell if you're just joking or you're being serious

cheesung :
you think this is a joke?

how about i actually break your nose

minhoe :
you couldn't even if you tried

cheesung :
...

sh-shut up

minhoe :
says the one stuttering on text

cheesung :
sometimes you're weird minho hyung

minhoe :
says the one telling me to lick the blood pouring out of my nose

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inspired by these screenshots:

i love my dumb friend that told me to lick my blood.

#vampirechan