Hey guys! Long time, no see! Sorry it's been forever since I've updated this. Please feel free to send in your own "First Mentions." PM with the mention, what it's describing, the author (if it's a book), and where it's from (title of book, movie, etc). Thank you!

RissaTheQueen answered correctly. It described when Araluen Rangers Halt and Crowley led the calvary attack against the Wargal army at Slipsunder River. The evil ex-Baron Morgarath said it in The Ruins of Gorlan. 15 points to Apollo.

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

Ten points for nailing who said it and who s/he is describing (description in italic). Five for stating where it is from (title and/or fandom). Don't forget to state your godly parent as well.