Spudnick: What's up guys? I'm back.

SMG2 (Shocked): What the- you can't be here. You're dead. Me and SMG1 literally saw you die!

Spudnick: Death is a illusion.

The squad is trying to con some random guy.

SMG4: Um, Bob, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Bob: We need money!

Meggy: You're scamming him?

Bob: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

SMG4: What?! No way!

Bob: Why not? We already stole Mario!

Meggy: No, we didn't. Red can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Mario: Spaghetti-

SMG3: People are always ask me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

SMG3: And I'm just like, " Dude,I'm barely even a PERSON!"

SMG3: Dammit, SMG4!

SMG4: What?! It wasn't me!

SMG3: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Meggy!

Meggy: Not me either.

SMG3: Oh...Then who set the castle on fire?

Mario: *whistles*

Tari: *Screams like a dog*

SMG4: *Screams like a dog louder to assert dominance*

SMG2: Should we do something?!

SMG1, observing: Nah, I want to see who wins this.

Mario: Hey!

Luigi: Good morning.

SMG4: Morning guys.

X: Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

FM: MORNING MOTHERPECKERS-

Melony: Hewwo.

Tari: Hihiiiiii!

SMG3: Greetings, idiots.

SMG4: Three kinds of people.

Mario: I want spaghetti.

SMG4: Four kinds of people.

FM: WHAT'S UP PECKERS?

SMG4: Five kinds of people.