Hello. Welcome to SMG4 Simulator. Where you get to play as a retarded YouTuber-
Mario: Hey, WHERE IN TELETUBBY LAND IS MY SPAGHETTI?!?!?!
Mario. Shut up. You look like a fat cow with udders for eyes. Now, when you play, I will summarize what happens. When I tell you what happens, choices will appear. It will tell you what you will do, and it will tell you what chapter to go to. Example:
If you want to fart on Mario, go to chapter X.
If you want to fart on Toad, go to chapter Y.
Chapter X: Mario Farty
You fart on Mario, and he takes it as an insult. He pulls out the Waluigi Launcher and kills you.
GAME OVER, YEAH!

Chapter Y: Toad, GET DUMPED ON!
You fart on toad, and accidentally poop on him. It turns out Toad was watching the Alphabetti Spaghetti Undertale animation, and when it said "Dunked on" the poop makes it say "get dumped on, toad." Apparently, Toad's Senpai is your poop, so he loves it.

That was a weird example, but you get the point. Just remember, stay blooping!

Continue to the next chapter to begin.