I already know this chapter will have all of you screaming/crying/demonic screeching lmao

from Mary Macdonald to new main dont leave

@oldmacdonald: okay everyone is drunk

@oldmacdonald: except lily and james who are just past tipsy

@oldmacdonald: chad bestie no

@oldmacdonald: DONT CLIMB ON THE TABLE YOU IDIOT

@oldmacdonald: he fell

@marley:

@oldmacdonald: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DRUNK PHOTOS MARLENE

@oldmacdonald: brb gotta steal mar's phone

@oldmacdonald: done

@oldmacdonald: this party feels really dry

@oldmacdonald: oh shit

@oldmacdonald:

@oldmacdonald: in which frank and alice try to drunk fight on the roof. get back here bitch

@oldmacdonald: i saved a life today

@franklyspeaking: i akivw

@oldmacdonald: i know ur alive thank me when ur sober

@oldmacdonald: the girls are dancing. without me

@oldmacdonald: fml

@oldmacdonald: NO DORCAS DO NOT TRY TO KILL THAT TREE IT IS NOT HITTING ON YOU

@oldmacdonald: holy shit dorcas just said "dont hit on me i have a girlfriend" (to a tree but still) 

@oldmacdonald: GIRLFRIEND?! WHAT?!

@oldmacdonald: WHO

@oldmacdonald: enojoy this photo of alice and emmy while i go save dorcas

@oldmacdonald:

@oldmacdonald: dorcas is safe, just a little scratched

@oldmacdonald: where did marlene go

@oldmacdonald: have some fralice in black and white while i get marlene

@oldmacdonald: JAMES IN THE BACK LMAO

@oldmacdonald: I WENT TO FIND MARLENE AND I LOOKED OUTSIDE AND

@oldmacdonald:

@oldmacdonald: I LOOKED BACK INSIDE AND REMUS, PETER AND SIRIUS ARE MISSING WTF WHY ARE THEY IN THE DRIVEWAY

@oldmacdonald: so i went out to get tham and guess who i found

@oldmacdonald:

@oldmacdonald: MARLENE ALICE AND EMMY FUCKING AROUND HOW DID THEY EVEN GET OUTSIDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

@oldmacdonald: im going inside to get the bottle of vodka to lure them inside

@oldmacdonald: I CAME OUTSIDE AND I REGRET IT I WANT TO BACK INSIDE WITH JAMES LILY FRANK AND CARLOS

@oldmacdonald: *chad

@oldmacdonald:

@oldmacdonald: HELP ME

@oldmacdonald: the vodka is working. lily got me firewhiskey too

@oldmacdonald: they're back inside

@dorky.m:

@oldmacdonald: getting dork's phone too

@oldmacdonald: okay sirius is calling me to the balcony

@oldmacdonald: why am i scared

@oldmacdonald: (a/n: pretend the background of the image is what a balcony looks like to you)

@oldmacdonald: remus and Sirius right now: HASHTAG BRING BACK FELTER, BRING BACK FELTER

@oldmacdonald: shoved them back inside and tossed the trolley into the pool

@oldmacdonald: not chad trying to make a move on lily lmao jily lames flowerpot exists bro you aint getting anywhere

@oldmacdonald: it is exceedingly funny to watch this chad looks desperate, lily looks constipated and james looks like he's about to punch someone (chad)

@oldmacdonald: crap lily stood up before i got  a pic

@oldmacdonald: CRAP SHE'S WALKING OUT

@oldmacdonald: CRAP SHE'S NOT DRUNK YET

@oldmacdonald: holy shit james just punched chad

@oldmacdonald: HOLY SHIT JAMES IS LEAVING

@oldmacdonald: HOLY SHIT JAMES ISN'T DRUNK

@oldmacdonald: or should i say holy ship *wink wonk*

@oldmacdonald: MARLENE AND DORCAS ARE MAKING OUT I REPEAT MARLENE AND DORCAS ARE MAKING OUT

@oldmacdonald: holy ship

from Lily Evans to James Potter

@lilsevans: im not kidding what the fuck is your problem

@prongspotter: i'm sorry what

@lilsevans: i said WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM?

@lilsevans: one minute we're friends and the next we're not

@lilsevans: one minute i think you like me, and the next you have a girlfriend

@lilsevans: one minute i think you hate me and you punch someone hitting on me

@lilsevans: so james what is your problem.

@prongspotter: I'M THE ONE WHO'S CONFUSING?!

@prongspotter: you hated me and then you didn't

@prongspotter: we were friends then we were more and then we weren't

@prongspotter: and then emmy told me you liked me so i thought there was some hope but then you went and fucking started dating carlos

@lilsevans: emmy did what?

@lilsevans: ALSO THAT CONVERSATION WE HAD IN GREENHOUSE 4 THAT DAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN "we should try to put this drama stuff behind us and just focus on being friends" AND THEN YOU OVERREACT TO ME SIMPLY CORRECTING YOU

@prongspotter: OH SO I'M THE BAD GUY THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ALL OF YOUR TALK ON "yeah you mean so much to me, that would be really cool" AND THEN STRAIGHT UP IGNORING ME FOR LIKE THE NEXT FUCKING WEEK

@lilsevans: I wasn't ignoring you

@prongspotter: yeah i felt really visible when you were avoiding me and no one else or when you were making you with your boyfriend in the dark corners of my house

@lilsevans: and what about you? what were you and bella joined at the hip or something you were never without her

@prongspotter: oh you almost sound jealous

@lilsevans: I WAS DATING CARLOS SO THAT I WOULDN'T OBSESS OVER YOU AND BELLA BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL AND I MIGHT JUST BE IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH YOU OKAT

@prongspotter: wait..what?

@prongspotter: i said yes when bella asked me so that i would get over you because i've been in love with you for six god damn years and i was sick and tired of trailing after you like a lost puppy

@lilsevans: WAIT WHAT

@prongspotter: holy shit so we both like each other?

@lilsevans: and we both dated other people to get over each other

@prongspotter: and now we're finishing each other's sentences

@lilsevans: and dammit the jily shippers were right all along

@prongspotter: okay lily i'm going to ask you this one time, for the sake of tradition

@lilsevans: go on

@prongspotter: go out with me evans?

@lilsevans: maybe

@prongspotter: oh my god

@prongspotter: sorry this is just really shocking

@prongspotter: so is like hell freezing over? has dumbledore cut his beard? has filch stopped being a git? HAS SIRIUS STARTED LIKING SNAPE

@lilsevans: oh wow i remember that one, that was a fun rejection line

@prongspotter: no i know. the giant squid broke up with you

@lilsevans: come to my room you idiot i want to kiss ur stupid face

@prongspotter: please you love my stupidly handsome face

@lilsevans: yes, yes i do

a/n: before we begin this authors note, firstly give me a second to fangirl
*AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA AA A AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA A 
YESSSSS FINALLY FINALLY OH MY GODS FINALLY YES OMG THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN AND SATISFYING TO WRITE AND NOW ALL THE FLUFF I HAVE PLANNED YES AND WE CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO UNPROBLEMATIC CRACK YESSS*

ok we're good. you already know i over dramatized this chapter everywhere and like 90% of you guys were shit scared for what was about to happen

also i would really like to thank all of you guys because without your amazing suggestions i never would have figured out how to make jily happen and would have kept putting it off and never gotten here

and i know the party wasn't well done but sue me ok

anyway hope you are having a great day and a great week

lots of love from ana ♥