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TIME SKIP WARNING ⚠️ : we've jumped to almost a whole week later because i couldn't be arsed to wait for everyone to arrive before the good stuff started,
so Frank, Emmy and Mary and yes Dorcas too are all here, Carly is still broken up and everyone knows and Dorlene is still a secret.
my bby the ✨ kool kid ✨ is no longer part of the gang 😔😭bella is still friends but like not really they have both been removed from new main dont leave

oh and james and lily are no longer properly talking SO-
and yes Dorcas screamed for a good five minutes when she first saw potter manor (right before she and marlene snuck away to make out)

here we go

from @siriuslypadfoot to new main dont leave

@wormtail: happy 23rd

@prongspotter: CHRISTMAS

@prongspotter: IS IN TWO DAYS

@prongspotter: 🎄🎄🎄🦌🦌🦌🎅🎅🎅

@moonylupin: its honestly scary

@marley: CCCCHHHHRRRRIIIISSSSTTTTMMMMAAAASSSS

@lilsevans: i am afraid.

@dorky.m: marlene claims to be chill about christmas and not like james but when we reach the 20th she goes wild

@alice.not.in.wonderland: verily

@emmyvance: we should have a christmas party today so that we're not hungover christmas morning

@siriuslypadfoot: emmeline sweetheart, look at you finally making sense

@emmyvance: thanks you bitch @siriuslypadfoot

@franklyspeaking: NOT THE DD

@moonylupin: wow someone's dramatic

@franklyspeaking: never again. nope. not after chapter 16

@oldmacdonald: ????? we're literally on 13 and wtf

@anastaciaLJ: he means the last book, also he doesn't mean anything at all

@lilsevans: who the fuck are you again?

@anastaciaLJ: no one. everyone. this never happened

[6 messages were wiped from existence]

@moonylupin: wow someone's dramatic

@franklyspeaking: never again. nope. not after your coming out part that shit was brutal (not you coming out that was great)

@alice.not.in.wonderland: then who is it? NOT ME.

@lilsevans: nope

@prongspotter: no

@siriuslypadfoot: not me ofc

@moonylupin: nah

@wormtail: i cant be trusted

@marley: nOpe

@emmyvance: lol no

@dorky.m: hell no

@oldmacdonald: i knew it. screw you charger. potter your house is huge you need more chargers

@prongspotter: sorryyyy.. mum must have cleaned them out

@oldmacdonald: 🖕

a new post from @emmyvance

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@emmyvance: day 6187 of me being cooler than all of you peasants. i love the potters pool wtf why is it so big

tagged @prongspotter

comments:

@prongspotter: glad ur enjoying the pool ur hogging em 👍
@emmyvance: bitch okay whatevs

@lilsevans: I seem to recall asking you to set up food with twinkle WHY are you in the pool emmeline?
@emmyvance: bcoz I'm cooler than you
@lilsevans: wonder how cool you'll be when I'm done
@emmyvance: yk I was leaving anywayyyy
@lilsevans: that's more like it

@wormtail: how were you on ur phone in the pool?
@siriuslypadfoot: are you a wizard or not pete?
@wormtail: OHH

@marley: guys get your asses on to working the party is in three hours and the streamers are all on the floor i will not tolerate this bullshit
@dorky.m: marlene shrieked when she saw the streamers and James came running and then they both screamed for a bit please lord save us
@prongspotter: IT IS A SERIOUS MATTER OKAY ITS CHRISTMAS
@marley: YES
@dorky.m: @lilsevans @siriuslypadfoot these two are your business
@lilsevans: marlene wtf i left for like two minutes 
@siriuslypadfoot: prongs, marlene why
@emmyvance: wtf

@oldmacdonald: why has sirius handed me all the booze? THIS WASN'T MY JOB MY JOB WAS THE SNACKS IM LITERALLY DD
@alice.not.in.wonderland: no my job was snacks
@oldmacdonald: no your job was baking snacks mine was buying snacks
@emmyvance: whats my job?
@wormtail: ^^
@moonylupin: em get the food from twinks and give her the cleaning stuff, peter get the booze off mary
@emmyvance: we literally have like six house elves DONT MAKE ME CLEAN
@lilsevans: they're all occupied now go

@franklyspeaking: why are we discussing this here when we literally have a gc

from @emmyvance to new main dont leave

@emmyvance: you guys what tf are the jobs?!

@lilsevans: here's what remus and i discussed
Lily: management
Remus: supervision
Emmeline: helping twinkle
Mary: Snacks
Dorcas: decor
Sirius: alcohol
James and Marlene: christmas theme
Alice: baking
Frank: making sure alice doesn't explode the kitchen
Peter: hype boy, helper

@prongspotter: wow thats extensive you did this when?

@lilsevans: when you were too busy loitering around to help

@prongspotter: excuse what the fuck do you mean by that

@lilsevans: i mean you were a little lazy during planning you could have helped out

@prongspotter: I WAS LITERALLY WITH SIRIUS WORKING MY ARSE OFF THE WHOLE TIME

@marley: oKAY WE HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY TO PLAN NO TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT

from @marley to JILY/LAMES/FLOWERPOT

@marley: james and lily need to get together and fast this sexual tension is getting too much

@dorky.m: maybe they get drunk and pour out their feelings. worked for wolfstar

@siriuslypadfoot: while we are awesome i dont think either of them would like that

@olsmacdonald: yeah james has waited too long for it to be a drunk confession and lily gets defensive when drunk

@emmyvance: good point

@siriuslypadfoot: i suggest we shove them in a broom closet and get done with it

@moonylupin: no, sirius that is not what we're doing

@franklyspeaking: makes a good plan b i won't lie

@alice.not.in.wonderland: okay so broom closet for plan b what about plan a?

@siriuslypadfoot: have you seen that DONUT THEIF's new post?

@moonylupin: sirius thats extremely off topic

@siriuslypadfoot: look

@siriuslypadfoot:

@marley: why'd you like it?!

@siriuslypadfoot: did i? holy shit i did WHAT NOW

@dorky.m: OMG THIS SEAGULL IS GOING VIRAL ITS THE DONUT ONE OMG

@moonylupin: COMING BACK TO THE TOPIC,

@franklyspeaking: cool pic though

@alice.not.in.wonderland: frank.

@franklyspeaking: right plan a

@oldmacdonald: oi em why dont you ask the jily/lames/flowerpot users for ideas? with the amount of fanfiction they write they must have some sort of a realistic plan

@emmyvance: mary omg thats actually genius

@emmyvance: but i cant from my main they'll know im up to something this is where my flowerpot user finsta comes to use

@wormtail: clever also What The Fuck

@marley: YOU HAVE A JILY FINSTA?!

@emmyvance: yes i was after all the creator of the OJFC but im not sharing the @ because its too embarrassing the amount of stuff on there

from @flowerpotlovers to Jily Users

@flowerpotlovers: hey guysss

@lamesalert: hey ymme!

@flowerpotlovers: so i'm thinking of writing this one fic flowerpot fic 

@jilyismylife: YES ANOTHER YMME FIC IM SO ECITED THE LAST FOUR WERE AWESOME

@flowerpotlovers: aww thanks lulu but this one's probably going to be a long one-shot

@flowerpotlovers: so i want to make this one as realistic as possible, and since we all know the full friend group is at the potter's place how do i do it?

@flowerpotlovers: for context carly and bella no longer exist 

@itdoesntmatterLJ: alright ymme first of all, i dont think we've met i'm tracey and i'm big fan of all your work (i love ur name btw ymme is so exotic) and i might have a few ideas

@flowerpotlovers: aww thanks tracey! go ahead

@itdoesntmatterLJ: wait never mind they won't work realistically

@flowerpotlovers: oh. anyone else?

a/n: yes fam, that was your cue for theories as to how james et lily get together (see also ideas for this dumb author to string together) because guess what:

I DONT HAVE A PLAN!!!!! (shocker, i know)

I genuinely thought i'd figure it out as the story progressed but i sort of just had an overload of ideas before my mind went blank so ideas help please

and to everyone asking for my Larry playlist, check the external link for the chapter

also why were so many people reading the last chapter at like idk the wee hours of morning like get some sleep you guys

anyway, hope you guys are having a great day, and a great week, 

love from ana ♥