It all began in summer camp. Hostage Summer Camp, 1985. Eve was a little seven year old while Naruto was just eight. They were sitting together at the cafeteria slurping noodle shaped worms in a pig lung broth. Naruto was thinking about who he should peep peep next. The marshmallow Peeps. Naruto loved eating marshmallows, especially Peeps. He loved the sound they would make when he bit the heads off. So squishy! Eve fell in love with this side of Naruto. It made her go wild just listening to him describe the marshmallow sounds.
"Hey...Naruto-Chan?" Eve's eyes twinkled with delight and she held his hand. Naruto slapped it away. "I'm too stupid for you!" He screamed, causing the rest of the cafeteria to quiet down. Now the only words being spoken in the area were from Eve and Naruto, or as Eve liked to call him, Naru. Roll the R, please.
"Naru, what do you mean? I love your brain! It's so big and veiny! I love just licking it and sucking it and making you feel good all over! Naru please! I love you so much!!" Eve said to her one and only true love.
"...Eve...I'm eight..."
"And I'm seven! Let's get married right here! Just hitched!" She became breathless, drool oozing out from all her pores.
"Eve, I have no eyes!"  Naruto lied, closing them to make him seem believable.
"Here! Take mine!" She yanked her eyes out from the sockets and handed them to him with a one tooth grin. "Give them a try!"
Naruto couldn't get out of the lie now. Naruto opened his eyes and simply put Eve's eyes right on top of them. He glued them on with hot glue. He set the glass from her glasses right on top of his extra eye layer and called it a day.
Eve nuzzled up to Naruto, licking his cheek. Naruto couldn't hold back any longer. His buttcheeks clenched and he let out his super sonic meow.
"MEOWWWWW!" He shouted, killing all of the staff in the camp. It was quite a masculine sounding 'meow'. It made every other child super turned on.
He turned Eve onto her stomach and then just sat on her back. He just sat there. This is what they call marriage in the anime world.
Eve's wish had come true. Her life was now complete. She was Eve Naruto and he was Naruto Naruto.