[ hoseok's point of view ]

that guy was quite amusing to chat with. i didn't think that he coincidentally likes kris sunbae. like woah. to think that someone finally understands my feelings for so long.

the other bangtan members do like exo sunbaenim, but they didn't like them in a way of fanboying. but i was totally the opposite. i was the hardcore fanboy of them.

when kris, luhan and tao departed from exo, it actually affected me a lot. exo's showtime was probably one of my favourite.

so since the bangtan members were the opposite of me, i had no one to sympathize with. well, not at least until now.

hobihorsehobi : hEY

hobihorsehobi : whO's your biAS in EXO

motherfuckerchicken : first it was kris, but then i found tao amusing. and then i liked baekhyun's voice and his visual. but then kai came in like a wrecking ball and wrecked my bias list. and then d.o literally killed me with the 'santansoo' thingy and then lay's chocolate abs holy wtf then xiumin's baozi cheeks. and then chanyeol's happy virus and then luhan's kawaii deer face. and sehun's shawty imma party till the sun down after that chen's fudging troll tricks and suho's eomma figure and omg idek who??

hobihorsehobi : WTF

hobihorsehobi : sO TRUE

motherfuckerchicken : to ans your qn, ideh a bias in exo

motherfuckerchicken : ALL OF THEM IS MY BIAS :'))

motherfuckerchicken : struggles of a fan

i wondered does he know bangtan. i mean, if he knew exo, he should know bts right?

hobihorsehobi : hEY DO YOU KNOW BTS

motherfuckerchicken : HELL YEAH

motherfuckerchicken : I NEED U GIRL WAE HONJA SARANGHAGO HONJA SEOMAN IBYEOLHAE

hobihorsehobi : YUS OMF

motherfuckerchicken : WHO'S YOUR BIAS

hobihorsehobi : J-HOPE

hobihorsehobi : HE'S SO SEXY, AND HOT, HE CAN DANCE, OMF

yes. i lied. i lied about not being j-hope. because if this goes out in the news, i'm screwed. especially koreaboo. like seriously their article titles is always misleading.

motherfuckerchicken : MY BIAS IS JIMIN

motherfuckerchicken : HE'S SO CUTE OMF

motherfuckerchicken : AND HOT

motherfuckerchicken : i would be gay for jimin

motherfuckerchicken : bUt guess what

motherfuckerchicken : I SHIP JIMIN WITH SUGA!!

i gasped inwardly. is he a guy witch or something? the two of them are freaking dating.

hobihorsehobi : WHO ELSE DO U SHIP

motherfuckerchicken : V AND JUNGKOOK

motherfuckerchicken : JIN AND RAP MONSTER :'))))))))

woah.

all those ships are actually dating each other. this guy's got a good eye.

hobihorsehobi : YOU'RE A GUY WHY DO YOU SHIP GAY COUPLES

motherfuckerchicken : ........

motherfuckerchicken : there's nothing wrong about it dude

"hoseok hyung!" a high pitched voice travelled to my ears. i quickly locked my phone and looked at jimin.

"what?" i snapped, annoyed. i was about to type a reply to that dude but he interrupted me in doing so. jimin looked shocked at my reply.

"why is your tone so annoyed? did i do something wrong?" jimin asked softly. my heart softened at the sight of him. in reality, jimin was actually vunerable and fragile.

"i'm sorry," i apologized sincerely. "but yeah, why did you call me?"

"yoongi and i got into a fight." he lowered down his voice. this made me remember that the dude that ships yoonmin.

"what happened?" i questioned, as i pulled him into my embrace. my shirt was starting to get wet with his tears.

"h-he," jimin choked out the words slowly. "so it's like he caught me watching p-porn."

"then he kinda got mad with me." jimin continued.

"what? porn? what the heck," i mumbled to myself in disbelief. yoongi got angry with jimin just because he was watching porn? how unreasonable.

"why were you watching porn though?" i sighed.

jimin sniffed a little, before answering me. "well i can't really resist myself so... i was really turned on by him but the fact that i was afraid to ask him for some sex made me watch porn, and i was masturbating myself."

oh my god.

"hush jimin," i whispered. "talk to yoongi about this. he will understand,"

jimin nodded.

and that is why being the single one is not good.

because every single of them would come to me for comfort or advice.

and me being single gives the best advice than those who are in a relationship. how ridiculous.

suddenly, that dude on snapchat came to my mind.

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idk why but i feel this story is getting more and more boring