[ hoseok's point of view ]

i lied. i lied about being in university. i didn't want that dude to find out that i'm an idol... and from a group that he especially likes. i don't know why, but i had the urge to hide the truth. i'll deal with the consequences just later.

hobihorsehobi : hey

hobihorsehobi : if someone lies to you about something because they don't want you to know

hobihorsehobi : what would you do

motherfuckerchicken : .......

motherfuckerchicken : I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

motherfuckerchicken : CUT THEIR SKIN

motherfuckerchicken : SLICE THEIR FUDGING THROAT SLOWLY

motherfuckerchicken : aND FEED IT TO THE PIGS BECAUSE DOG IS TOO MAINSTREAM

motherfuckerchicken : nah, just kidding

motherfuckerchicken : i will ask why are they lying to me

motherfuckerchicken : and if they apologize and i will probably accept because i'm just soft-hearted af

hobihorsehobi : oUH

hobihorsehobi : I SEE

motherfuckerchicken : why the sudden question tho

hobihorsehobi : nOTHING

hobihorsehobi : wHAT are you doing now?

motherfuckerchicken : movie with bestie lol

hobihorsehobi : oH

hobihorsehobi : i'm gazing at stars now

it's true. i'm sitting at the backyard now, enjoying the cool breeze hitting my face.

hobihorsehobi : somehow

hobihorsehobi : tHE stars remind me of you.

motherfuckerchicken : ..... what?

oh shit. what did i just send? great going, hoseok.

hobihorsehobi : nothing

hobihorsehobi : wrong chat

wow, wrong chat. such a great excuse. i always hated it when someone sends me ridiculous things and then saying that it was 'wrong chat', like seriously how can it even you even send to wrong chat? not like your finger can accidentally press the wrong button or your did not see the contact name at all and just blindly send.

motherfuckerchicken : wRONG CHAT?

motherfuckerchicken : i DON'T BELIEVE IT

motherfuckerchicken : thanks for saying i look like a star though ;)

oh man, that wink made me feel things that i wasn't supposed to feel. why am i feeling this way?

hobihorsehobi : rEALLY WRONG CHAT I'M SERIOUS

motherfuckerchicken : oH THEN WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEND THAT TO

hobihorsehobi : my mom

motherfuckerchicken : r u hitting on ur mom? ew wtf

hobihorsehobi : nah my mom likes pick-up lines

motherfuckerchicken : wat a great mom you have there

hobihorsehobi : yeah

•••

"go enjoy yourselves, my kids!" manager hyung said to us as we exited the van. all of us waved at him as we closed the van door.

"yay! swimming!" jimin cheered, he was about to approach yoongi but yoongi just walked off, not caring about jimin. seriously, i'm really going to teach min yoongi a lesson even though he's older than me. to be honest, he should appreciate jimin. park jimin is literally the cutest and fluffiest existence in the whole world.

"seriously, you guys better not make out in the pool." namjoon warned the vkook couple. taehyung just stuck his tongue out at namjoon while jungkook chuckled at his boyfriend's cuteness.

"really? say for yourself duh," i fired back on behalf of the vkook couple to the namjin couple. seokjin's face turned into crimson red as he slapped my arm, "yah jung hoseok!"

i swear i wonder is seokjin hyung sometimes a girl or a guy. but after seeing his broad shoulders, i don't really question myself about that anymore. but his actions made me think twice about that question.

"enough crap, let's go." yoongi growled. he's definitely in a bad mood because the other couples are busy teasing each other while jimin and him are in 'battling'.

•••

"yipeeeeeeee!" i screamed as i jumped into the water. it's so freaking refreshing. today was a really hot day and the sun was shining like hell.

"you little shit! who are you?" i heard a female voice shouted. i decided to ignore as i wanted to enjoy my day here.

"you motherfucker! i'm talking to you!" the same voice snapped again. wow, i wonder who was she talking to. i bet that woman must be on her period. wait, if she's on a period, she can't come to pool. oops. what if she's on a pre-period?

suddenly, my arm was forcefully yanked and i came face to face with a girl who was around my age. her eyes was burning in rage - what? don't tell me..

"you motherfucker idiot! you fucking splashed the water onto my fucking face and the water went inside my nose! my nose is fucking clogged now because of you you fucker!" strings of curse flew out from her mouth as i stared at her, dumbfounded.

"what?" was all i could say. she took a deep breath and i could see she was composing herself. oh shit.

but, she suddenly gasped as she pointed at my body.

"hey, those nipples look so familiar!"

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-defenestration r u hAPPY NOW yOU CAN REST IN PEACE NOW

anyways -defenestration again you lil shit tysm for helping me with the idea of this chapt man you suck