Alexander: *sitting on couch, phone goes off*
Phone: In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room, in the-
Alexander: *answers* Hello?
Benjamin: What are you three years old? *giggles calling Alex from across the room*
Alexander: *sneers calling Benjamin*
Phone: My milkshake bring brings all the boys yard, and they're li-
James, Thomas, and Diana: *shaking from containing laughter*
~~~~~
Thomas: *sees Diana walk by* God redheads are so fucking sexy.
*Alexander pops around a blind corner*
Alexander: Why thank you, I do like to think I'm handsome.
Thomas: WHAT THE FUCK?!
~~~~~
Benjamin: *weeping* I've lost one of my girlfriends.
Alexander: Oh cheer up. We're here. Who's my special guy?
Benjamin: I am
Alexander: Who's my special guy?
Benjamin: I'm your special-
Hedwig: *busts through door swinging cane* NO! NO! I'M ALEX'S FAVORITE! NO! HE'S MY BIG BROTHER! MINE! *poking Benjamin in the face with his cane* HE TOOK CARE OF ME FIRST!
Benjamin: *sigh* God dammit *still getting poked*
~~~~~
Alexander: I think things will be looking up for me
Lady Isabelle: Oh, really? Why is that?
Alexander: Diana is planning on leaving Murphy
Lady Isabelle: *drops glass goes across ballroom and grabs Diana's shoulder* I heard you're about to be single. Want to have sex upstairs right now?
Diana: *shrugs* Why not? *gets yanked upstairs*
Alexander: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
~~~~~
Marie: C'mon Specky. I wanna buy some candy.
Hedwig: Ha ha! Specky? You call him Specky? Ha ha ha!
Marie: *angrily kicks his cane out from under him* Let's go Specky!
Hedwig: You stupid little runts better run! Your brother's name is stupid too.
Marie: *comes back and kicks him in the face*
~~~~~
Thomas: *holds up map* Hey Alexander if you could live in either England forever or the U.S. forever which one would you pick?
Alexander: *points to U.S.*
Thomas: Really? What's wrong with England?
Alexander: No hummingbirds.
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