Y/M/N= your mom's name

Le aunties: Are beti ki Shaadi kab karni hai 25 ki ho gayi
(When are you planning to marry your daughter she's already 25)

Y/M/N : Bas dekh rahe he aaj Kal achhe Sharif khandaani ladko ki to jese shortage hi ho gayi he
(Oh just we are looking for that nowadays it feels like shortage of good sophisticated boy)

Me inside : Are baawari kabhi Shaadi nahi ki experience hi nahi he kese karu Shaadi
( Oy Madwoman I haven't done marriage varriage thing I don't have any experience in that how am I supposed to get married?)