Random day in tuition & in it's lunch break~

Classmate 1: Let's go out to have our lunch!! There's a great shop on the corner of the street!!

Rest 4 of us: YESS! (◕ᴥ◕)

*Enters inside the shop*

Colourful, Bright Sweets: *horror music sound* Aa jao~ ◉‿◉ (Come here)

Classmate 2: Hey! The sweets—

Me: I don't like sweets, so nope (◡ ω ◡)

Classmate 1: Let's eat something heavy! I'm really hungry!

Classmate 3: Yeah *looks all the dhoklas, luchi, sandesh, sandwich, slice pizzas, cheese pull cup, veg pakoda, pastry, etc* Hmmm....

Me: How about pizz—

Classmate 4: LET'S HAVE A SOFTY!! 🍦🍦

Me: 😐😐😐

Everyone: 😐😐😐

Classmate 4: 😃😃😃

Everyone: GREAT IDEA!! BEST LUNCH EVER!! 😆😆

Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? SOFTY FOR LUNCH?? 💀💀💀

Classmates: We're not that hungry anymore so yep 😊

Me: 😑😑😑

The next day, and the day after, for the whole week and next week and next to next week, every day:

Them: *licking the softy in a weird way* Yumm~ I can eat this everyday

Me: You're eating this everyday only!! 😬

Classmate 3: ☺️☺️ Ikr, feels so great!

Me: 🙂🙂🙂 I'm afraid I'll turn into a softy myself if this continues

Classmate 2: Don't worry, we'll eat you then 😂😂

Me: ...You do realise that sounds extremely wrong—

Classmate 2: Huh? 🤔

Me: Nevermind *sighs* 😩😩